It’s storming which means today is a cozy day
I wanted I reblog my selfie on my friend’s tumblr but I accidentally posted it to his porn blog and now I’m laughing
so my dad is one of those computer-fixy guys and he always has a whole freaking lot of computers around the house that he’s fixing. well where do you put the computers when you need to bring them somewhere? that’s right. our minivan. it’s the perfect disguise. nobody looks at a minivan and thinks “man I bet there’s a lot of real expensive fancy stuff in there” because it’s a freaking minivan. until last night. some snotty little punk broke into our minivan. OUR MINIVAN. AT 10:30PM. because their bedtime was probably in like 15 minutes. that shouldn’t be happening in our stupid sub-suburban neighborhood across from the dang health food store. so anyway this kid stole one laptop. out of like twelve laptops that were in the van, he took the MOST EXPENSIVE ONE. nice one kid. well guess what? you just messed with the watson family, and a whole lot of members of the watson family are police. WE GON’ FIND YOU HAHA
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The last picture made me laugh too hard
So basically I went shopping and I bought a vest and when I wear it I feel like the cutest thing ever. I didn’t actually get the jacket, but I still took a picture because I really liked it. (I also should start doing my hair like this everyday.) (gosh I feel really cute w o w)
sext : i wanna be w/ u irl
Give me the 1am attention that I crave